Cannes 2010: Lindsay Lohan in Ryuhei Kitamura's 'Black Friday 3D'?

Legal troubles aside, I just don't see this happening. But then again, I live to be proven wrong. Reports out of Cannes that director Ryuhei Kitamura (The Midnight Meat Train, Versus) next film will be titled Black Friday 3D with Lindsay Lohan in negotiations to star. Hit the jump for more...if you dare...
This story originated a few days ago on Bloody Disgusting with their report that Ryuhei Kitamura's next flick would be Black Friday 3D, with Lindsay Lohan (Machete) attached to star. Story details revolve around 'a couple that's viciously assaulted. A brother and friends seek out the murderer and come face to face with the infamous serial killer known as Tyler Hillburg'. OK. So there's that.
Dread Central did some recent digging of there own and note that 'nothing is solid in the way of casting despite some names recently brought to light like Lindsay Lohan'.
Check out Dread Central for more, including a few words from the films' writer, Joe Knetter.